I've been working on this dress for over a week , and I made a big mistake on it and I think it makes my butt look ridiculous. |
I forgot I left this pot on the stove and filled the house with yucky smoke and burnt my lunch! Orphie was sympathetic but I was hungry and grumpy and running late for work. |
THEN. I spilled my water all over the inside of my purse AND ripped my pants on my dumb bike while I was rushing to catch the train. Everything got wet! Even Orphie! |
I didn't even want to write the Daily Orphan. I really didn't. But Orphie reminded me of something important. He said " Hey , it can't always be a chocolate chip cookie surprise day , can it?" ( See yesterday's post if that doesn't make sense.)
And then I remembered!
Oh Meredith! I'm glad that your day was chocolate-chip-cookie-ified. I hope whoever stole your bike seat gets punched by monsters. You are the coolest! -Lexi
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